Practice like you’re going to play, by taking a shit on the field.

They’re the first ones that actually started industrially producing sadness back in the late 1800’s.

The Cleveland of sports nations. National export is Sadness.

wow Anna why is gawker so biased in favor of facts and science and medical research

When did Danny Concannon retire from the press and start pitching?

Q: Why Did You Swing At This Pitch?
A: Pablo Sandoval.

Left the team that won him three world series.
Got fat (again).
Scorched all bridges in San Francisco.

Yeah...this is still the worst decision he’s made this year.

Still not as offensive as Germany’s ‘Shit On The Chests Of Our Girls!’

I don’t possess CSI enhance tech either, but I do have CSI delusions: Those ears have similar features, and ears might be even more accurate for ID than fingerprints.

Better schooner than later.

If only a “clipper” was something cool and concrete that they could create a new logo based off of...

Very much want the Warriors to win (the ‘75 championship was the first sports championship I remember as a little Bay Area guy) but I am not sure I’d ever bet against Lebron (I don’t gamble though so I’m in the clear)

When the going gets tough, Dwight gets pouty. Not sure what happened to him, maybe it’s injuries, maybe he surrounded himself with the wrong people. Whatever the case there’s a reason he’s considered a laughingstock amongst fans and his fellow players alike.

You would think players would have learned from Kevin Durant not to mess with the BasedGod

I don’t watch a lot of basketball but over the last two games it seems like Dwight Howard has played like an epic bag of shit. I don’t know if there’s some context I’m missing (or maybe I don’t understand basketball) but he constantly seemed like the biggest dickhead on the floor.

James Harden was GOD AWFUL, and guess who was at the game?

I’m not big into superstitions, but the curse is real

it’s real; I totally know her. She has friends in my building — see her all the time. That’s her.