I just heard “The Odd Couple” theme as I was reading that.

This is kinda bullshit, as the Warriors/Lakers rivalry was actually, finally getting some parity.

So what if a few of these surfaced between the Farallons and the Golden Gate Bridge, and we sank them. Would that be WWIII?

You mean this guy?

Somnambulant Omnibus Machinist’s Association

That’s a great idea. I need to get in on some of that action.

Wait, no Clippy?

I remember hearing that, and thinking how odd of a statement it was at the time. Obviously someone who had been hit that hard in the head would have to be tested for a concussion.

the child actor who played Edward and Bella’s daughter Renesmee Cullen

The Say-PED kid.

It’s New Chicago!

Shot in the back in a liquor store.

You don't have to outrun the lion. You have to outrun the slowest person in your party.

Anyone who would letterspace All-Caps would troll Bulls.

I’ve heard talk of a horrific extended music number in Episode VI.

The Dodger fans should be really happy - they did win the West last year!

Sadly, I met this person. And married her.

The only responsible thing would be to attack them with a swarm of AI-powered nanobots.

So if the drought reports are accurate, this should be California in about two years.