Please feature the Doof Wagon..please feature the Doof Wagon..please feature the Doof Wagon..

At Wrigley we would have put the bat in the beer and then chugged the beer down.

It appears you missed much of the 2nd quarter when the Warriors backups masterfully executed the transition game and helped the team accumulate 16+ assists midway throuhg the 2nd. They made the Rockets look absolutely awful when they’d push the ball in transition, and then in the half-court set they were dishing the…

I think it’s cute when people give their Kinja passwords to their children. Awfully late though, even on the left coast. Go to bed, little one; you have school in the morning.

Bad Kinja.

With one swing Bumgarner outscored the entire Dodgers offense over three games in San Francisco.

Giants just swept LA and shut them out all three games with Bum donging one off “the best pitcher in baseball”. Kiss the rings bitches.

lay off- he’s the only one in a blue hat that can catch

You should do this regardless.

Not a gif but still funny.

I don’t watch a lot of Rockets b-ball, but is Harden always that un-watchable? He just drives the lane and throws a limb to wrap around anyone nearby to draw terrible fouls that often shouldn’t be called. If he doesn’t get his calls he bricks long contested 2’s. From watching this series, if the refs don’t give him…

It was puke and I hated it!

Outside of wanting to see the clips win because they'd be more competitive against Golden State, I wasn't rooting for either team. But I can't remember hating a seven-game series as much as I did this one. It featured so much awful basketball

Would you settle for a Vine?

Step 1: Get rid of Austin Rivers

I have long maintained the biggest threats to national security are:

Can please someone explain to me how the fuck this is even possible?

I stopped reading your post after the first sentence, so I suppose I don't have an attention span longer than a fruit fly.