I assume he was "up for whatever."

Angering Drew enough to get him to write this, even though it physically pained him? I regret nothing.

"Still, he's no Dan Marino" — drunk Dolphin fan, somewhere, unsure of whether he buys his own bullshit

I admire your taste, you bitch.

And even then, what's the insult? "You looked cute in this swimsuit one time. Ha-ha, nailed you."

Thanks for this, Barry. People are going to argue about the playcall forever, but Butler's recognition of the situation, his ability to learn from getting beat on the same play in practice, and most importantly his physical ability to jump the route are the most important parts of the play.

"Well, my gameplan collapsed. Internally, though. There were no outside factors."

This sounds a bit like a Boston fan trying to make it seem more like a Pats win than a Seahawks loss

Where's your God now, Russell?

I wouldn't have called that play in Tecmo Bowl.

Hell of a fucking goddamn time for them to turn into the fucking Seahawks I fucking grew up with.

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Richard Sherman's tears will keep me warm through the cold winter months

Saved from suffering this ahole's bravado for a year. Thanks Pete!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA oh god I just coughed some pretzel up.

If you spent the season in a city that smells of raw sewage and burning oil 90% of the time (wind from south) and raw sewage 10% of the the time (wind from north), you'd want a little breather, too.