That was a great episode, but GOD that was violent. Like, shit, a whole new level.

All this talk from sports media about Marshawn Lynch being a problem is a bunch of hot air, and this Clueless Gamer segment is the proof. The only people Marshawn Lynch has a problem with are sports media. Period. Outside of them, he comes across as a normal, happy-go-lucky dude.

Gronk: Lipitor, if it's harder for 4 hours call a doctor.

Tom Brady feels football, waits 4 hours, feels again, then picks up phone.

Gronk and Beastmode

This needs to be a sitcom, or a reality show. Just have these two live together and be themselves. That was unexpectedly, extremely, funny.

HOW DO IT WALK

Looks just like Milo in THE MASK after he puts the mask on

Instead of spending money to adopt this horrible demon dog, I'm just gonna saw my right calf off with a rusty butter knife. Same result; free.

I bet it could fuck up a rhino.

Imagine the firestorm if he skipped the game. I want it to happen so badly!

Those are asses so it's safe to say you don't have a fucking clue what to do when it comes to the ladies.

All the time. "Could you send that blonde girl over there a shot?" Bartenders hate it. It kills the vibe of the bar. Back when I bartended, I'd always say no and tell them why. "Dude, no way is that gonna work, go talk to her first." Either they'd understand and appreciate it, or they'd take their creepy shit…

You do?

Some random ballboy taking the fall is exactly the way everyone predicted this would end when it first started. We could've skipped a lot of the shit in the middle.

Good. I'm glad you liked it. Glad. You. Liked. It.

I don't know, seems highly unlikely that Jim Caviezel is involved something that might get him crucified.

It was Brett Favre. Brett Favre fucked the footballs, and they lost air. With his tiny penis.

Lee Harvey Balls-hauled

Giselle. Please let it be Giselle.

Here's a great article that breaks down the number of plays to fumbles ratio between all NFL teams for 2015. The Patriots were either setting a new standard or were aided by under inflated footballs.

I, for one, hope this asshole feels the full brunt of the league's disciplinary process and gets himself suspended for like two weeks.