All of this could have been avoided had his caddie suggested a different club.

Yeah it's nice, but the Accord is better.

The amazing thing is that Goodell makes 44 million to shield the nfl owners from scrutiny, his only actual job, and he does it fucking TERRIBLY!

Roger Goodell, the senator's son, has never held a job outside of the NFL. Is it any wonder he has zero sense of perspective and carries with him a huge amount of arrogance and douchebaggery?

Roger's follies have honestly made it so I can't even watch football without thinking of all of the sport's inherent flaws and surrounding issues. So, in short, he has made me a more critical thinker about the game I love so much. I can't just turn my brain off and watch anymore.

Says the guy who wasn't punished for using PED's....

The fact that the commissioner is employed by the owner's casts every single ruling into doubt.

if perception is reality, then Goodell magically pissed only the top-half of his pants...

My sinuses are flaring up just by looking at that. So awesome. So adorable. So...much cat dander.

pretty sure this sums it up.

Hassan Whiteside on how he felt facing Joakim Noah: "Ask Noah how he feels about facing Hassan Whiteside for the 1st time."

How are we sure that he doesn't have khakis on underneath those slacks?

That's his gift, he says what we are all thinking.

Worth repeating: "His biorhythms oscillating so high, they could deafen a bat."

"It was so sad to see the hopelessness in their faces, and know that they are never going to be okay," said Johnny, age eight.

"...via The Cut"

"That isn't my f——-' job, you piece of s—-,"

"I once smacked a kid for not rubbing my balls"