I would feel weird if Don Johnson's daughter didn't do coke.

From the Daily Beast:

I think the only thing I have seen Dakota Johnson in is her tiny part in The Social Network (she was cute, I mean it really didn't make an impression) and I haven't read or seen any interviews with her for this Fifty Shades mess. I don't know much about her. Jamie Dornan comes off as kind of... very full of himself…

Sorry, what's the problem there?

Prefacing a statement with "I hate to be that guy" means you don't actually hate being that guy.

Wouldn't be the first puppet regime from a LBJ.

The Wolves have clearly won that trade. Moreso when Kevin Love leaves at the end of the season.

after YEARS and YEARS and YEARS and YEARS...AND YEARS of futility, it is good times to be a dubs fan. now if only they'd stay in the town and not leave for the city. sad face

As a two time Ironman finisher and decent open water swimmer, resident of Miami and a sailor, I don't necessarily call bullshit but I call major embellishment. Ever tried swimming in from 2 miles off shore in Miami during the middle of the day? You think it's easy because you can see land - it's way harder than you…

That's just a tramp stamp.

This... is nothing new:

Not trolling; what is the purpose of the "period" comment? I see it often.

What else would you expect from Kevin Da Rant

FTFY. Seriously, teenage girls are insane on the internet. I am never letting my kids have access to social media.

Too many things wrong here.

No, because then who are you going to talk shit about your spouse to?

He's asking the devil if there's anything more classless than running up the score in the final minute of the national championship game when everyone on the field is an unpaid kid, most of who will have no bigger memory in their life than this night. There isn't.

That male cheerleader is like something out of a Marines commercial.