He'll be fine

Oh man, he better hope it doesn't rain.

This is really tasteless, Barry. That man just had his home broken into.

i told u I wanna check u out make sure i like the goods

Trevor Robinson: Ugh this online dating thing is so fruststrating

"Always fun when a crazy idea you threw out in a meeting becomes a reality."

Let me start by saying I had no idea that Suns swingman Gerald Green only has nine fingers

I like Sierra Nevada pale ale, but for none of the reasons you like it. You're an idiot and you don't know what you're talking about.

Badass Chef is the most badass to have ever badassed. Seriously. She's my hero.

Whether you watched football or the Golden Globes yesterday, you were likely exposed to a new McDonald's ad

how did people in Seattle recognize NBA stars?

I can't be the only guy who knows jack shit about car basics. I fully realize there's tons of resources out there, but it's daunting when your knowledge doesn't really extend beyond "Gas makes it go."

"It's not wild chicken."

I talked to some Broncos players who said Manning was throwing more picks in practice in the past six weeks than at any other time.

"He just didn't look like 18 out there."

Actually... the dirty little secret about Kyrie Irving is that he moonlights as an older gentleman on the playgrounds, not as has been shown in Pepsi commercials to "school" other pick up players, but instead in hopes of attracting mature, well-red women capable of citing Keats from memory. Also, he collects…

Can you see it?

I've tried incredibly hard to like Kanye. Seriously. This song legitimately lured my interest. But after hearing the autotune, any artistic credibility to that song went right out the fucking window, faster than a fart from his wife's world record holding tumor of an ass.

I loved The Wings! That was my go-to guilty pleasure series for years & some of Tony Shalhoub's finest TV work!

That's ridiculous. Everyone knows Paul McCartney was in a band called The Wings.