This is a football school. They all lie about degrees.

READ BETWEEN THE LINES, SHEEPLE

That "O" on the jersey is nowhere near a 27-degree tilt. This is what the "O" looks like when you drop it into Photoshop and tilt it exactly 27 degrees.

I wonder how many people actually remember that TV stations used to play the national anthem at the end of their broadcast day.

I'll be honest and admit to posting a slam on Christie and the Cowboys yesterday on twitter, but I avoided the weight thing, since that would be below the belt.

Wait, so adding butter to your coffee isn't the weight loss miracle we had all been waiting for? Shocking!

You do know that if you actually called him "Governor Brown" instead of a dog whistle nickname from 35 years ago, people might take your point seriously?

Is the Limbaugh the fleshy area between the scrotum and rectum? I can never remember.

Or blame the NFL's refusal to hire full-time officials...

Modest proposal: If you throw a flag—whether or not you pick it up—your call should be subject to the same replay rules as any other reviewable call. We can discuss whether no-calls where no flag is thrown should ever be reviewable, but if an official throws a flag, they are asserting their authority onto the game and…

Your Limbaugh is showing.

They are tipped for London.

I mean, it's not Morelli's call. That play didn't fall in his area, so he has to trust his other parts of the officiating crew.

Dear Mr. Morelli:

Christie: Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
[runs through wall]

Christie already burned that bridge...

Dallas Lard Sharks

That is actually revolting.

I'm seriously confused ....is NJ no longer home to the Giants?