I told my kids they could each say ONE time during the week, “Come on, Dad, it’s Spring Break,” and then they would get whatever they were begging for. Usually they kept it in their pocket until the last day and they’d get that morning ice cream.

Nah, smugly. 270,000 took the quiz at the center of this.

The rest of the 50 million people affected were the *friends of quiz-takers.*

Your privacy settings only alter your own posts and apps you give permission to. The point of this controversy is that if a friend took the quiz, the quiz got 25 pieces of info about…

The counter-argument is that Facebook was always going to make it as difficult as possible to protect your information, as easy and enticing as possible to expose it, and lie about the risks of doing so, because that’s literally their business model.

I mean, he was a writer on 30 Rock and was a main character on Community, so it’s not like he’s some talentless hack *cough* James Franco *cough*. And don’t forget that Fox has a tendency to shit the bed by canceling excellent shows for no good reason.

Let’s vote on this CBD bill! J/K it’s really about free lifetime concealed carry permits.

Not specifically for this. But he’s calling them back for some other bullshit stuff, since they managed not to fix the critical problems with DCS in Indiana. Of course the GOP has super majorities in both houses of the state legislature, so the *should* be able to pass whatever they want, but they got not jack done…

Yeah, I can’t listen to him no matter who the guest is because I’m convinced he’s the worst. But, credit to Maron: I am pretty sure he at least knows it.

“The group’s policy demands include banning military-style weapons and bump stocks, implementing universal background checks, increasing the minimum purchasing age to 21, and instituting a mandatory four-day waiting period on gun purchases.”

Something to keep in mind is that the $1-per-drink tipping system hasn’t really changed in decades. It’s purchasing power now is nearly half what it was back then. The problem is that it’s a nice, round, easy number - $1 for each drink. Super simple.

Similarly, I’m not tipping more for a $10 beer at a concession stand at a game than I would when I spend $3 on the same beer at a bar

I have this ear thing (right ear effed-up from too much rockin’). Such as it is I generally have to sit to the right of my companions at the bar to hear them properly. When things get to a din with shouting and white noise I pretty much can’t hear a damn thing anyone is saying. That’s actually one of the reasons I…

LOL - No, my personal examples tend to be more along the lines of somebody being really excited about a business idea and my telling all the really obvious horrible flaws of that business idea and then losing the friend. I have learned that there is a massive difference between “what do you think about X” and “I’ve…

Back in the 90s

I don’t like the timer because sometimes I want to hear the end music after a good BoJack Horseman. It’s a nice palate cleanser.

Clear bags are stupid. Is everything in the bag going to be clear? No everything will not be clear.

Loyola U is a Catholic University (run by Jesuits) in my home town. My father attended night school there for years.

You win the internet today. Take your prize, collect $2 (in pennies, thanks Grandpa!) and go home.

I’m just imagining the next G-8 meeting:

The confusion with robbin season is that white people call robbin season “bitch on NextDoor about someone stealing my christmas presents from my unlocked car on a public street” season.
Also, I have lived a blackness experience like Earn almost exactly. Being super smart put me in an all white world young. Im…