I would maybe go down the hall and just ask the other quarterback. Or would that be considered trespassing?

There’s no reason to hope for good; any other flavor of shit would still be better. 

It does seem like he actually is smart and nice. And his policy positions, if any actually exist, are thoroughly underwhelming. Right now he’s well behind Kamala & EW among others for me, but I’ll vote for him in a fucking heartbeat over the Orange Horror

Supertramp was great! You think just any old schlep gets covered by the Goo Goo Dolls?

Your keyboard defaulted to "fuck the other cheek"? I need to go read some of your other articles!

“Appear where you are not expected” was taken perhaps too literally

+1 Tool hair

Working Group

Rich and a simpleton so really tailor made for some good old religious skullfuckery.

“Sounds what?”

We'll snub it. Two snobs.

I agree. Catcher never did anything for me at all but I loved Franny and Zooey and still go back to some of Nine Stories a few times a year

His schtick has basically gone from "Oh aren't I the worst?" to "I'm the fucking worst.".

Good for her!

The most surprising thing to me about this article is that I had to look up the definition of a word. The least surprising thing was to learn that I'm contumacious af

I love Ken Jeong though. And totally respect how he gamely gives it his all even in total garbage shows. His own Dr Ken sitcom was written by a team of upside down toddlers with crayons and he still swung for the fences in every scene.

It's never been like that. Think she better run, run, run.

I feel a red state comedy tour coming up. He will make such a proud boy

Ohio State lost by 29 points to a Purdue team that just lost 63-14 to Auburn. 

Good lord man come on. This is literally about how the whole world is about nothing other than you and your cock. You’re kind of proving the point with your “how well I do”. Congrats on getting laid