Once again, The Onion got there first.

Thank you for sharing your experience, I’m so sorry for what you’ve gone through/are going through. I had a very similar experience - kept going back to my rapist as if I’d get some kind of “proof”. I thought “well now I can figure out if he’s either *really* horrible or if I was over exaggerating.” None of my friends…

Holy shit, seriously??? I have all these fond memories of Beyond Closed Ovens. The guy running it was this fucking crabstick the whole time?

I dunno. It could also be a good sign.

Yeah, if only someone had alerted the Jez editors about Pinkham, I’m sure it would have been dealt with promptly. Yup.

Pinkham should join them.

“Flags. I fucking hate flags. You fucking hate flags. Everyone fucking hates flags.”

Yet. Haven’t tried to weasel out of it yet.

But he probably will once he finds out that Obama did it and it’s popular.

All I want is for him to take his money, settle down, and make a profession out of podcasting about books or something. All the books in the world for Andrew.

This. Is. Stunning. Seriously.

I am finally hopeful. I feel this could actually happen (and whoever did it, is amazing.)

SP is as equally great as it is momentarily terrifying. I’ve heard the fabled Witch’s laugh and even screams before. Not to mention, I lucid dream as well, so I’ve experience SP couple with lucid dreaming. It’s pretty awesome.

Here’s one:

This drives me nuts. I have been trying to see ghosts for years with no luck. I’ve visited countless “haunted” locations and never experience anything ghostly.

Not a shock that many of these were less about ghosts and more about a violent/intrusive man

Even when supernatural, doggos only do good :’)

the link goes to that one. without the creepy long finger, it would have been believable. but someone mentioned seeing it on creepy pasta. (what is creepy pasta? do I have the right part of speech when I mention creepy pasta?)

I’m half black and I completely get it.

Co-Anchor: Oh wow! Haha seems like Natalie’s having a hard time with that chip! Hahahaha. Hang in there Natalie!