In a similar vein...I meant to steal this from Twitter long enough ago that I don’t remember who tweeted it, but the gist was: The only things Orwell got wrong were that we’d install the cameras ourselves, and that our biggest fear would be that no one was watching.

Peak Internet of Shit is going to be when this service becomes unprofitable, and Amazon stops updating it for security flaws. Real excited for that.

So basically he is like every other sexual harasser out there. They all think they didn’t do anything wrong, or don’t see the big deal in what they said or did.

Dave: Open the garage door Echo.

I feel awful saying this and I know it’s awful I’m even thinking it.

Realizing they might face some consequences. Nothing that could have happened to the women would have mattered.

god damn do i love seeing a shitty man’s downfall.

Aww, happy early anniversary!

My grandmother used to tell me that Sunday dates were always the most coveted because they were the last ones of the weekend, and because they took place on the Sabbath, when everyone was all relaxed, also duded up in their Sunday best.

Your entire post is why I am single and not even bothering dating.

The first date isn’t really a date anyway (online dating context). It’s the lets meet in person for an hour or so to see if we both want to go on an actual date.

Great setup! Their planning was immaculate:

Off topic, but Capaldi will be missed. That man knows how to fucking monologue.

“Like, he wants us to think Nicole Kidman, but it’s probably Neve Campbell.”

I had the opposite happen to me weirdly and mind you I have distinct memories of people being awful to me growing up. Out of nowhere I get a fb message (email, messenger didn’t exist yet) from a person apologizing for bullying me in middle school. I haven’t even thought about this person ever again. Then this whole…

One of my worst childhood bullies is on Facebook being super crusadey for #metoo, BLM, supporting HRC last year, etc. I don’t think she has any idea what she put me through and I have no idea if it’s worth me ever saying anything. She was also very very funny and would accuse me of not being able to take the jokes,…

WTF, no opinion on diagonal staples? So much better, and less chance of tearing.

It’s a bummer Houston didn’t trade Tom Savage to the Browns, then you could’ve had Hogan and Savage on the same depth chart. The Micro Powers, if you wiiiill, daddeh.