It’s nice to see a man with more marriages than non-bankrupt businesses shine his countenance upon this institution which Christians have worked so hard to protect from being diluted in meaning by the gays.

He loves weddings so much, he had three of them!

Good white people from the U.S.A., you should have more weddings just to keep him occupied.

Those aren’t Trump tweets. Kelly obviously has someone showing up at 5:30 am now. I’m betting Hope Hicks looks real tired this week.

And this isn’t even the biggest story about Trump’s lies today.

Someone must have gotten a google alert over Would U. Probably would have gotten to keep the job if the percentage of people who would was higher ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Soon he’ll only be mooching for a sofa to sleep on.

He’s out Trumping Trump. DJT won’t keep him. He’ll be gone by Halloween, citing “family commitments”.

He probably shouldn’t have fucked up his relationship with the military with his trans service twitter ban if that was the case, I’d think?

Embrace single payer, work for fairness in taxation, demand defense cuts, banking regulation, monopoly protections, campaign finance reform, union rights, voting rights, equality and protection for all citizens, immigration reform, demilitarization of the police, demilitarization of foreign policy, and for fuck’s sake…

Earl Spencer was not very nice to Diana when she was alive and has been more than willing to exploit her memory for profit after her death.

The “Single Market” is the EU (along with a few outside countries in the European Free Trade Association and Switzerland) zone in which anyone can trade with anyone else without facing quotas, customs duties, or tariffs and allows the free movement of Capital, Labour, Goods, and Services within it.

I’m a nervous flier (and it seems to be getting worse as I get older), and I decided a few years ago I’d combat it by learning about airplanes and pilots. I read Skyfaring first, and it did a lot to reassure me and help regain my love of flying. It’s really a fascinating read, and gave me a whole new level of respect…

It’s so crucial, I think, among all of these BS versions of these various bills, including the Frankenstein’s Monster one that just failed, to keep our eyes on the bigger picture: No matter what the bill’s provisions ultimately become, we know it will throw between 16 and 30 million off of their insurance, and jack…

Bravo

He’ll put his testicles all over you.

Too funny, before posting I actually went looking for pictures of Ice Cube w/ Obama, but couldn’t find any.

Lots of Jay-Z and even Luda....

Oh, I’m sorry, did that go in your ears too rough?

+1 doomsday device