Is it just me or did the physical exertion turn his face an ever deeper shade of orange?

If he’s exerting himself, you know it’s important. Can’t waste the vital essence.

He also thinks Akie Abe doesn’t speak English.

ObamaCare will explode and we will all get together and piece together a great healthcare plan for THE PEOPLE. Do not worry!

It’s not about leading voters to the Democratic side - the Republican nominee for President has won the popular vote only once in the last quarter century (Bush in 2004).

Judge Kara Brown, ladies and gents.

The Tenderman posts on Jezebel using his real name.

No way, I don’t believe it. My tastes as a kid were immaculate, just like they are today. I would’ve appreciated A Clockwork Orange as a 9 year old, I was so damn smart, I am sure of it!

The better question for me is which movie doesn’t make me cry. I am completely incapable of not crying at any sappy scene whatsoever. There are so many movies I refuse to watch just because I don’t want to end up crying. Moonlight? No chance. Manchester by the Sea? Nope. King Kong (any version)? GTFO.

I thought the beginning of Up was much sadder. Like that was just depressing watching a couple grow old together and then having their dreams shattered.

Actually, right after fraternities and sororities, we should get rid of college football.

I’m a graduate (PhD) of an Ivy League where over 60% of the student body participates in Greek life. It was disgusting on so many levels. I had students who admitted outright that they weren’t able to study everyday because of their duties as pledges. They thought they would get more career opportunities down the line…

Nothing will ever beat the video for November Spawned A Monster. It. Is. A. Spectacle. And, it fostered this: http://morrisseydance.com/

God I know, Morrissey was SO GOOD in the Smiths! And the early solo stuff too. (You’re the One For Me, Fatty!)

I’ve always said that Morrissey is like that embarrassing friend that you never want to go out with because you don’t want anyone else to know that you like him.

Morrissey in his prime was a great lyricist and a very good singer, and I think The Smiths is a top 5 80s band (imo the highest ratio of great songs of any band, even their b-sides were great), but he is definitely a huge asshole. I am almost disappointed when his name turns up if he hasn’t said something stupid.

Same. Whenever I hear Panic, it’s a deja vu of driving through the school parking lot freshman year of college. I can almost smell the Polo cologne.

i have also been exploring echo & the bunnymen lately. hearing “the cutter” in a misfits episode gave me a craving.

Have you ever seen the video for “Every Day Is Like Sunday”? I love that song but the first time I saw that video I couldn’t stop laughing. It makes Morrissey look like the world’s hugest douche.

I pretend How Soon is Now is someone else altogether and thanks to that Bradio decided I should also revisit some Echo and the Bunnymen while we are at it.

I live in Memphis and used to eat at this restaurant until a friend of mine posted about her experience working there - they leave open breastmilk in the fridge, use expired products, essentially just microwave gardein patties and treat their employees like GARBAGE. They have been running wild on social media for a…