Once again, I’m fairly certain that there is something seriously wrong in his head. This really comes off as the rantings of a dementia patient.

Sunshine? Dublin? I’m calling bullshit ;)

I was recently laid off from Boeing. I have a lot of thoughts but the biggest issue there is absolutely HORRID management. That is killing the company. They don’t know what the fuck they are doing, agree to asinine changes because they don’t have any clue what the area they manage actually does and, despite being…

He’s a habitual line stepper.

I read that his name was Grayson and was unsurprised by his take.

When do you think the UK* entered the war? Because the UK and France both declared war on the 3rd of September 1939, two days after Hitler had invaded Poland. Britain and France both entered the war at the same time. And the UK did lose almost twice as many soldiers than France (and given that miltary conscription…

In all seriousness, Quint’s monologue about the USS Indianapolis from Jaws. It might be the greatest monologue on film ever. Certainly my favorite.

I, for one, am not the least bit scared of getting rid of an international threat who happens to be our president. I’m not down with the concern-trolling and learned helplessness.

I believe that those of us who have decided not to procreate should be allotted a climate credit, and tax reduction.

How much vetting did they really need to do, though? Isn’t that like, the new standard issue white supremacist douche haircut?

Isn’t it weird how “pro-life” leaders work so hard to increase the abortion rate? It’s almost like their commitment to pro-life policies only extends to passing laws regulating what women can do with their bodies, and not to actually reducing the number of abortions (let alone supporting non-fetal life).

Joanna, I hope that you don’t really want to be a standup. Here’s why:

I was almost positive the final producer was going to ask you out while still giving you a rejection.

I miss the Gong Show.

Japanese guy wins a race and this guy clutches his Pearl Harbors.

Could also be his polonium high.

I have a bidet and love it.

It may be my deep love for the two of them but Jenna Fisher and Maura Tierney could play sisters very convincingly.

I am just going to leave you here with this

There is a 0% chance that 45 doesn’t say something totally insane, even for him, on this trip. It is going to be long, boring, and he won’t be able to go golfing. He is going to be grouchy as a baby on a roadtrip with a dirty diaper.