It really does go too far. Because only one of them is assured of health insurance in the event.

I know you Trumpettes love fake facts, but Trump lose the popular vote, so...less than half.

“more than half of us”

Pence only eats Mother’s pie.

That appears to be professional golfer John Daly rather than Donald Trump.

I am zero percent surprised that Pence opts for a fruit plate instead of pie, aka the Devil’s dessert.

isn’t there a joke about that? The difference between actors and writers in Hollywood is that the actors aren’t too proud to wait your tables.

“I was trying to explain that all hospitals are required by law to treat patients in need of emergency care regardless of their ability to pay and that the Republican plan does not change that,”

That’s a shitty way to treat John Stockton.

I’m so fucking furious that they sang like that. How dare you fucking treat this like a joke, and focus on the fact that these fuckers will (hopefully) lose their seats in the midterms. People will fucking DIE because of this legislation, and you’re gloating because you think it will help you politically down the…

That judge has the best name EVER.

Sure. If you want you life to Suck!

That’s not “rich guilt,” It’s empathy. Schumer “feels” she has no choice, but she knows she does. She choses to tip well because she can relate.

[prints “Liam Neeson Eats Here For Free” sign, puts in front of house, takes off panties]

I understand Amy on this. I ain’t rich enough to have rich guilt, but I do have former poor kid guilt. I don’t really pay for services I can do myself (like pedicures) and I tip really well when I do get any kind of service I can’t (like massages).

People go to the KMart and steal nightcrawlers. They steal worms.

I grew up in Appalachia. Southern Appalachia. I now live in New England. Every time I pay an crazy amount in taxes or the like, I remember that my high school graduating class had 172 people in it and 11 went to college. I remember that people smoked in line at the grocery store, bank, doctor’s office, every where. It…

Agreed. Garrett made a bad call there, but, Wade can’t give an answer like that and then bitch about the outcome.

Wade, you seem like the kind of guy that would know the answer to this, been struggling with it for a while now.

Adding my Asthma self in that wheezy fuck him. Oh, & of course, my brother with Cystic Fibrosis. (He does very well, but his medical bills can get out of control). Good to know that it’s his fault he was born with CF & should be forced to financially pay for it indefinitely...Luckily he gets to stay on my parents…