I’m so fucking furious that they sang like that. How dare you fucking treat this like a joke, and focus on the fact that these fuckers will (hopefully) lose their seats in the midterms. People will fucking DIE because of this legislation, and you’re gloating because you think it will help you politically down the…

That judge has the best name EVER.

Sure. If you want you life to Suck!

That’s not “rich guilt,” It’s empathy. Schumer “feels” she has no choice, but she knows she does. She choses to tip well because she can relate.

[prints “Liam Neeson Eats Here For Free” sign, puts in front of house, takes off panties]

I understand Amy on this. I ain’t rich enough to have rich guilt, but I do have former poor kid guilt. I don’t really pay for services I can do myself (like pedicures) and I tip really well when I do get any kind of service I can’t (like massages).

People go to the KMart and steal nightcrawlers. They steal worms.

I grew up in Appalachia. Southern Appalachia. I now live in New England. Every time I pay an crazy amount in taxes or the like, I remember that my high school graduating class had 172 people in it and 11 went to college. I remember that people smoked in line at the grocery store, bank, doctor’s office, every where. It…

Agreed. Garrett made a bad call there, but, Wade can’t give an answer like that and then bitch about the outcome.

Wade, you seem like the kind of guy that would know the answer to this, been struggling with it for a while now.

Adding my Asthma self in that wheezy fuck him. Oh, & of course, my brother with Cystic Fibrosis. (He does very well, but his medical bills can get out of control). Good to know that it’s his fault he was born with CF & should be forced to financially pay for it indefinitely...Luckily he gets to stay on my parents…

What a brazen play to be appointed Secretary of Eugenics. Heard the position is still open.

There actually is something in that article that surprised me. I’m genuinely startled that Johnny Depp, who billed himself as a Capital-A Actor long after he started mostly doing big, dumb, family movies, doesn’t bother to memorize his lines anymore. Wasn’t that one of the signs that Marlon Brando had given up on…

As an immigrant from a country that has been declared to have no free press I can’t stress this enough. The First Amendment IS WHAT MAKES AMERICA GRAEAT. Many of us came here consciously or not seeking the freedom to say wha we really thought. This country is still better than mine when it comes to freedom of speech…

You’re nicer than me. Cuz I’m totally condoning exactly that.

i tried brojuice once in college...it was fun, but not really my thing.

i tried brojuice once in college...it was fun, but not really my thing.

*quickly buys titzndix.com domain*

I successfully dated at the turn of the century. We typed a profile. We added a picture or two. It was kinda hard to take a selfie. My first camera was 2mb. We emailed, then phoned. We went on a real date. It was good. We are married now