I thought pretending to be married was enough.

The part where Marge is so stressed that she’s started popping pills four years worth of pills in less than 100 days really did make me sad.

But did anyone report the badly disguised alien with leathery orange skin and tiny baby like hands that’s currently hiding in the White House?

I just called the ICE number to fuck with those un-American pissants, and was informed by recorded message that all lines are down.

If I was American, I’d be calling to report that ICE was asking for my documents outside a courthouse.

The 426th day of 2017 would be March 1, 2018: Justin Beiber’s birthday.

Did you see the John Hamm Black Mirror xmas special? He needs to be blured out to the world and move through it unheard and unseen.

I’m not even American and I fucking hate him.

“All that is solid melts into air, all that is holy is profaned, and man is at last compelled to face with sober senses his real conditions of life, and his relations with his kind.”

I don’t think that Lochte has the commitment to nastiness that Trump has. Trump is an idiot, but worse than that is how comprehensive and thorough his malice is. There have been times when I see articles about relatively low profile or even obscure issues and I think, “there’s no Trump is fucking around with that. How…

It’s late, I’m tired, and I read that as “Interior Secretary Ryan Lochte” all the way through and yet it made perfect sense that way.

Except fetuses, cops, guns and rich white guys.

I hate him. I hate him so much.

‘Them national monuments are taking our Jerbs’

I gotta say, watching the French election post Trump is a dread-packed endeavor. At least with Brexit I, sweet summer child that I was, could say “u fuckin morons.”

The problem there isn’t with where liberals are moving. It’s that the GOP has gerrymandered the congressional districts across the country to favor the right.

I live on a group of islands in the Pacific and you know what just

http://teachinghistory.org/history-content/ask-a-historian/25769

I think as someone stated above, it’s more a broader definition of racism that includes bigotry, Maybe seeing the full quote would help. From the linked article, he said: