I work in a field where domestic violence is about 90% of my case work, so when I come home and remind my husband (often tearfully) that I appreciate his kindness to me and that I’ve never been (justifiably) afraid of him, he always feels so bad because he feels like this: really? This is really what you’re thanking…

well told!

Soooo... basically white geekboys are throwing temper tantrums that their preferred media doesn’t reflect them? Huh. Wonder how THAT feels...

Yeah, and feminism is no longer needed because blah blah blah stuff. These assholes can go suck a bag of dicks

Same, but I got a platform and a slow news day so here we are.

This sounds like the conversations I have in my head, while preparing dinner, as to if someone placed me in charge of the government budget, and I could dictate how the money is spent, from which programs would I deduct, and to which would I add? And I can spend up to fifteen minutes in complex mental negotiations.…

I just realized I referred to her as your friend lol, you were 7 years old and your heart was in the right place... yea maybe it was dangerous but you meant well and I salute you and your Irish twin!!! I’m sure she looks back on that moment now and has a good laughs and appreciates what you guys didn’t :).

Ah, see I misread “we did not know” as “we did”.

There is an old partner at a law firm who went to UNC who will stumble across the shirt. He will find it hilarious. The old partner will the show the shirt to some poor schmuck associate who will be forced to pretend that the shirt is funny and clever. That schmuck will force a laugh out. The old partner will show…

Some stories are so good they don’t have to be true. This one is great.

There were a million ways this could have gone horribly, horribly wrong but I still think it’s hilarious.

Pranked a coworker once. Wrote a phone message that Mr. Wolff called with the phone number for the zoo. He called and said the zoo person said “Mr. Wolff is busy right now but would you like to talk to Mr. Bear?”

On the plus side, Carrie lives and everyone else dies...

Yes, sadistic, and possibly a control thing. If you aren’t into it, say it.

Run. fast.

You should probably write a book for other people trying to find ways not to fuck everyone they go to lunch with. Become the Tony Robbins of not fucking random coworkers just because there is no one else in the room. These days, you could have an empire if we ever enact any anti-discrimination laws. So you’ve got a…

This is acceptable.

Didn’t you hear? We’re running government like a business now! Trump is the almighty CEO, congressmen are his workers, and we the voters are just the constantly shafted consumers.

I know this is kinda random, but I really appreciate guys with boundaries. You have no idea how uncommon that is.

I go out for drinks pretty regularly with a woman who is not my wife. Let me tell you, once alcohol is involved and inhibitions drop, it’s still pretty easy to not fuck someone. WTF is with these people?