You should give a lecture on this. It might be 15 seconds long, but it will be informative.

My husband works in an office with a lot of female co-workers. He takes them out to lunch all the time, especially when they’re working on projects. I don’t think he fucks them, but given the sultry atmosphere of Max & Ermas, I suppose anything is possible.

You are a brave, strong soul! Loss of points for needing nourishment, though. Nourishment is for the weak.

How dare you!!! :)

Indeed! And I also operate under the assumtion that if I find someone attractive that has no bearing on whether they find me attractive. I find lots of people attractive. I hope my wife does too. It’s boring to not find people attractive. finding someone attractive doesn’t mean I’m going to try to have sex with them.…

You are a smart one! Spread your word.

Please let Scotland vote correctly this time. I...I still can’t believe Brexit is really going to happen. I was hoping for a last minute save. That someone would remember it was a non-binding advisory vote and come to their senses. This really is a dark timeline, isn’t it?

Have you been paying attention? This ‘murrica.

Probably. That’s how it starts—people using authoritarianism as a cover for their own petty vendettas and ugly prejudices.

Wonderful, we have a Gestapo now. TBH, the few ICE agents I know joined specifically for the chance of doing this type of thing, so they are going to be very busy doing what they love.

It’s not like it was a big mystery.

Under what circumstances could they have thought going into a house with legal residents of the US was ICE business? Are people starting to report their neighbors because they are foreign born and then they don’t bother to look up the documentation at the office?

“It’s a lie when they say he was holding a gun. He doesn’t even own a gun. They shot my dad. They shot him and I don’t know why.”

I think they might be goldendoodles.

That is the best way to make a cat like you. Life threatening allergies.

Even the most hateful cats that despise *everyone* adore me.

One of these days I’ll be calling out of work because my sweet old Loki dude won’t get off my lap and I cannot disturb him.

it seems like a love of humans is as deeply bred in felines as in their barkier counterparts.

This gif is me whenever a man tries to compliment me