I suspect it’s more to do with needing her on immediate call, because of her father’s fading mental health and increasing sundowning.

Never forget: Ivanka is the bag man for the Trump crime family.

I get what you’re saying, but I would say if your behavior is so boorish that security has to come over to you four times — and ultimately kick you out even though you’re the coach’s wife — then yes, you have to live with people showing your boorishness.

The resemblance is uncanny...

I love the twisted logic on these people. If you’re embarrassed that someone is showing people how you’re acting in public, maybe you should be embarrassed about how you’re acting in public.

* holds up lighter, waves flame around * Woo-hoo!

Breaking: Donald Trump to receive “Extremely Handsome, Great Taste and Not At All A Con Man Award” from group funded by Donald Trump.

I don’t feel like she actually gets away with anything. Like, she hasn’t played some brilliant trick and somehow slipped past the fact-checkers. She simply has no shame about lying. Same with Trump. They’ve just realized that the fact-checkers don’t matter, that there are no political consequences for blatant lying,…

I don’t think she’s brilliant. I think she stooped to the lowest common denominator for the election. She lied and cheated as much as Trump supporters do, or want to do.

Surprise twist: it was 30-year-old Ivanka all along. Probably.

Maria Bamford and Tig Notora. Both of whom have awesome series out right now (on Netflix and Amazon, respectively.)

I don’t like her and her shtick is old and boring but if she annoys Trump supporters I can get behind that tbh

Remember last year when it would have been surprising to learn that one of the president’s aides was a Nazi supporter? Good times, good times.

Since this is somewhat political, am I allowed to note that this happened, today?

I don’t get this. (Though to be fair I’m not trying very hard since THE NIH PAYS MY FUCKING SALARY). Is it just a great big middle finger to everyone who’s educated? To people who actually improve our country? A huge portion of NIH research is into cancer. You’d think these old selfish fucks would at least want decent…

I’ve been reading articles where Trump voters talk about how this health care will screw them but then say they are not sorry for voting for Trump. This reminds me of that experiment that time when they gave a rat a choice between pushing a button to get food or pushing a button to activate electrodes in his brain…

“When you start looking at places that we reduce spending, one of the questions we asked was can we really continue to ask a coal miner in West Virginia or a single mom in Detroit to pay for these programs? The answer was no. We can ask them to pay for defense, and we will, but we can’t ask them to continue to pay for…

Sometimes I am overwhelmed with the absurdity. A bunch of parasites evolve from the ocean and subsist on this blue and green space-floating sphere. As though the destruction of the (planetary) host were not enough, we then decide to turn on each other. For no reason at all. We create random borders which we label as…

Marijuana demonification is an Old White Guy thing. When a friend’s grandson went off the rails (hint: he’s on some serious drugs and also has severe mental health issues, probably schizophrenia), my dad blamed it all on pot. My husband and I tried to inform him that pot.doesn’t.work.like.that. He still doesn’t get…