+1 “fancy diarrhea clinics.” I shall call mine “The Runs Wellness Resort.”

Also the exact three criteria one would need to master to deal with well-done steaks (with ketchup, of course)

Wow, in my day rich people simply raked their money into piles and burned it.

Totally agree. I also believe he let Rachel go because he knew damn well she was too good for him and was ready for something he wasn’t. He had to pick Vanessa because their breakup will be less devastating.

Dunno. Other artists who have some clout (I do not know who else is in the lineup) could refuse to perform, thereby making a stink and causing SXSW to take more responsibility for its international acts in the future. SXSW could itself file a formal complaint with the IBC, since it sounds like the vast majority of…

Is this hardline autocracy or simple unfettered chaos? I’m tending towards the latter.

I gargle with salted tequila when my tonsils hurt. (this makes me sound like a lush, I drink responsibly I swear.)

Please do tell. Pretending I know what’s going on with reality TV by repeating ‘I heard that....’ is good small talk fodder with people I don’t know.

Tequila is good for you!

loved that show - i want to visit Kentucky just to go have a beer at some bar in Harlan County, but i’d leave before sunset.

I drink tequila. How much worse can it be?

It’s like the end of Fahrenheit 451 and you are responsible for preserving Muppets lore and law.

That’s where the mountain time trial on a nice day is key. Six hours of meat, cheese, bread, and booze? Sign. Me. Up. Also, the local farmers didn’t mind us peeing in their trees.

PS - I have met the Muppets (set visit for filming of Muppets Most Wanted) and meeting Kermit the Frog is the best experience one can have on this planet. I am not kidding. I almost cried.

As entertained as I am by the gal at the forefront of this gif, the real star is the dude staring around the corner of the machine.

Funny story - I attended a Notre Dame hockey game vs Alabama-Huntsville, which happened to fall on the same day as a Colts-Pats playoff game. Being a Colts fan, and a Notre Dame hater, I wore Colts gear. Couldn’t figure out why I was getting mean-mugged by everyone in the arena. Then I saw Alabama-Huntsville’s…

Do you know what the hardest street food to eat is? An ice cream cone.

Show me any place where I’ve lived on television and I will feel like the most special little boy in the world, even if it’s one of the most obvious filming locations on Earth. “Oh wow, the Empire State Building! I used to live 30 blocks from there!” Pretty cool brag!

Cycling time trial in the mountains is my number one choice:

1) Picnic in the mountains
2) Everyone has beer, wine, and booze.
3) Bonus points for being in a part of the world where meats, cheeses, and breads are plentiful and cheap
4) Make friends with people speaking all sorts of languages (where the common tongue is…

Getting drunk AT the sporting event? Who am I, Rockefeller?