Good. Fuck him. And without a doubt fuck the next guy too.

I can’t wait until Bob Kraft hires a different head coach if/when BB hangs it up. The look on McDaniel’s face at that moment in the future brings me serenity now.  

As an Indy native I hate the Pats like I’m supposed to, but this is pretty good catfishing. Well played

I comfort myself with the knowledge that life is 100% fatal for these idiots just like the rest of us

Ugh I begin physical therapy tomorrow 2 weeks after shoulder surgery. It’s gonna be a while before push ups. Still working on putting on a shirt.

As a guy I have 4 thoughts

US version

I want a mound of noodles the size of Mons Venus

He’s 8 year old me, who took the Rubik’s Cube apart in the bathroom then came out with a big Taa Daaa!

The real mistake was not getting a free drink while playing slots

Me Hate Him ®

Just stop isn’t really productive. It’s ok for you and I to disagree about this.

I am very against the notion that Alison Brie (or any woman) should have to answer for her husband’s brother. I think it’s massively unfair to put that on her and I recoiled in disgust at her being blind sided on the red carpet like that. Whatever creepy ass James Franco has been up to lo these many years should not…

That’s John Daly. Someone photoshopped Dumb Don’s face in. Trump isn’t physically flexible enough to make that move, or mentally flexible enough to understand that we know he’s a 300 pounder

If you ask me he’s not playing ENOUGH golf. I want him out there every day. I want him playing 36 on Fridays. I want him living on the golf course. Anything that keeps him away from trying to president is boon to the country.

My wife and I have said they need to move on to the next awful installment-The Divorcee. Or just fuck it go all the way and cast The Widower. Give it a real last chance vibe

I don’t watch Bojack, but I know that some of the Community cast members show up there. Harmon is tough for me. I love Community. It is brilliant, nuanced and hilarious and heartbreaking. I also see how cliched and one-note it treats its outstanding female cast. And I see him trying to explain how apart from others he…

It seems like he has always celebrated being a raging alcoholic, and that makes for a convenient (and likely true) lack of ability to remember things he’s said and done. Harmon has always seemed stuck in a loop of being an asshole, genuinely regretting it, waxing philosophical about how depressing it is to be an…

You seem like a very fine person. There is a quiet dignity in doing your very best because that’s what’s best for you, rather than because of or for other people.

Same. Under a Blood Red Sky was a long time ago, and teenage me didn’t know what a pompous gasbag Bono was even then