How can you tell? Did you open the box?

“You’ve got to remember, I’m the only guy in the modern era who didn’t want this job. I did this because I had to do it.”

I guess this explains why every single organization in the world has to be some variation of an old boy’s club. We need lots of safe spaces to make us feel comfortable.

Particularly if all you really want is the other thing. There are plenty of discreet, reputable services who can arrange THAT whole thing for about .0001% of that. Maybe a surcharge for the hare lip. I’m not exactly sure how Nevada would price for that.

A simple misunderstanding. He said something innocent like “you want to have my baby, don’t you bitch” and they totally took it the wrong way

19 yr old me was more of a 3 for 2 burrito guy, but GCBs were awesome every other day of the week

Did Marvin’s deliver where you went to school?

Apples! Very small rocks!

I don’t think you’re wrong. I’m aware of that tendency, much more so now in my late 40s than ever as a younger man. I’m also aware of the damage that it causes by diminishing the other person. And I still catch myself holding court constantly and have to literally tell myself “shut the fuck up. Quit trying to impress…

My big sweet Labrador and his sister the Beabull. She’s a feisty beagle/bulldog mix. He’s at the Emergency Vet right now because he was throwing up blood this morning. Has been a very worried Thanksgiving so far

Is that right? The more you know!

I presume her account to be true and I’m guessing there are quite a few more of this same type to come. I’m waiting for the avalanche of Republican accusals and the inevitable “well hell, darlin. That weren’t no assault. I just patted your fanny is all. I do that with all the gals” replies.

Try “A Scanner Darkly” and “The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch”

I’m sure this is what Donny was going for

Or, and this is decidedly unromantic, you and your prospective hookup could refrain until you have both gone and gotten tested. That way you answer the potential STD question up front. That doesn’t remedy the pregnancy question, but at least it tells you both if the other person is someone you should be having sex…

Whoa I’m not saying he “did” anything at all. Just that I’m a good decade + beyond being entertained by his schtick and won’t pay to see more of it.

A lot of reasons to skip this jewel

RE: Ariel Winter she’s 19 and he’s 30? She seems very independent and mature but this sits poorly with me. Not that she can’t handle it but why is he fishing from a teenage pond?