And pretty much the last one too

Well I’m male so have never even thought about it. I guess I do if they are dirty from mowing or something but it seems an awful long way to go when everything is going to sluice that direction anyhow. I will sit down on our shower bench and wash my feet though. Feet are disgusting (sorry, fetishists)

I moved into the basement with the clippers a couple years ago for that very reason. Hide me and my shameful bald spot!

+1 on the dorco razors. Teenager was destroying every Gillette in the house with her constant leg shaving anyway so we went for quantity for all of us. They’re really good for the price, and not bad in general

Let’s see how long it takes him to cry about his rights being violated in the forest fire that’s about to sweep through his personal and professional life. He is of course free to speak his opinion no matter the content. Gladly we are all just as free to react to it. I doubt that he will appreciate the other side of…

Jim Irsay must be channeling his inner Gob

“Imminent Deadly Threat” is quite a phrase. He posed no immediate threat. But we were afraid he could be someone who might pose a threat soon. So we shot him a bunch of times. We felt safer then.

Is that the same reason you didn’t vote for him?

God, Pence’s face. “Did you think you had power Paul Ryan? You’re not a false prophet. I’m the false prophet who comes before the Beast and worships and glorifies him. Now hold still for his Mark.” (Installs orange wig)

That shark put out a “Swim with me and get eaten” profile on Tinder.

It pains me to live in Indiana. But as long as I’m here I’ll raise open minded daughters and piss off closed minded peers. God the looks other suburbans give me when I say “hell yes I’m voting for Hillary. Doesn’t mean I won’t hold my nose a bit but I want what’s best for the country. What, you would rather vote for…

In grand Trumpian style, you accuse others with an on-the-nose description of your own candidate.

Thank God that will never happen.

My wife just told me how much she likes the Pioneer Woman as I’m reading your post. I am fucking crying right now. She’s mad.

After being told that she was giving him $100 for pizza and sex the homeless man replied, “Nasty. I’ll get you a pizza with this but that’s it.”

My 12 yr old daughter just informed that Pokemon Go has been “dead for like years dad. Nobody does that anymore” with MAJOR eye roll.

Cannot believe he didn’t trot out a line about what the Bible says for our amusement

At least he’s on the floor. Our Beabull prefers a better vantage point

Pence was going to get destroyed in the governor race, and by the most uninspiring opponent possible. This whole veep shit is a total get out of jail card for him and his awful, hurtful policies. I met Mitch Daniels a couple weeks ago at Purdue and asked him if he would ever get back into public office. He just smiled…

My unscientific analysis shows that Brown sure thought he fumbled that fucker