Mike Pence takes high road, vows to destroy women’s and LGBTQ rights nationwide very politely

That was awesome. I wanted the refs to finish it off by calling delay of game on SF and then say “nah we’re just kidding"

It’s a big shower and those assholes are filthy

That’s kind of a “your experience may vary” question but in general that’s more of an after shower for us. Everybody feels nice and clean and we can roll around with big fluffy towels everywhere.

*bow*. You’re too kind

Seems a little overblown to say but it has honestly been great for our marriage. Someplace for the occasional hookup that is kid, pet, and dirty laundry free. And no mess for anyone to clean up!

My wife and I discovered shower sex in our current house and it is fantastic. The shower is double size with a full bench along one wall and two shower heads. There’s room for each of us to actually shower and plenty of room for seated congress. Our old shower was a tub with a curtain. Was not happening in that thing.

Not like that!

Changing my name to Unladen Swallow

When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. And that one sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, and then sank into the swamp. But the…

Guessing that CJ has seen the rise of Coulter and thought to herself “I can do that"

Hi spank bank, I'd like to make a withdrawal please

He should have quit with his “music”. His particular view of the arts did not require an expansion to other mediums

The Horror

It’s already been unofficially linked to some crowdfunded Rob Zombie movie that I’m not going to bother to watch. If I want torture porn I’ll force myself to sit through Bachelor in Paradise

Is this a press release? Feels awfully proud of UT given that no steps were taken until after the damage was done and money was coughed up

Admittedly, not much since the early oughts. The last decade has been U2 and DMB free as well (yes, I know real fans call him Dave. I don't).

We all do that though right?

I have an Irish accent, but only when I’m hammered drunk and only to my ear. Nobody else thinks it sounds Irish at all

Gawd Dam. That was rough. She is a disgusting persona but that shit made me squirm