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Shakespeare FTW!

Their birthday siren scared the shit out of me when I was little!

I get to it that I’m on the wrong side of this one but my gut recoils from this commercial. I get the chest to chest and did it quite a bit with my own babies but a guy taking his pants off to hold his baby shkeeves me out

Crimea river

I’m taking it in the proverbial shorts on this one. I get the skin to skin. I don’t get going pantsless to accomplish it.

Ok I get the skin to skin. I don’t get that you have to go sans pants for it though. I held my kids on my bare chest all the time when they were babies and never thought “you know what would make this better? Getting these jeans off!"

Yes but he’s not cuddling you in his drawers without something else in mind is he?

I agree that it’s gross. I think that commerical is pretty fucking creepy tbh. Apologize for offending

Maybe it’s a Woody Allen

I was kidding but barely. Why are his pants off??!!

I’ll take Malicious Asshole for $400 Alex

I am confused by this. He has clothes on, but then strips down to cuddle his baby? I don’t think that’s my move because I have a lifelong habit of getting boners if I’m snuggling someone in my underwear. Would be inappropriate for that to happen with a baby.

Paramount Music Palace anyone?

And an alley for golfers to walk around wearing metal spikes

Beat me to it

I really didn’t read this as a scenario where a rape took place. Her boyfriend had a boner and she poked it. He got mad and didn’t have a boner anymore. Was that an assault in your eyes?

Well done Lady Ashley

Olympic athletes don’t even get their own rooms? I get that they’re a synchro team

An interesting game. The only winning move is not to play