Astronauts get blanket coverage on this. Do whatever you need to do to keep HAL at bay

Former military but that doesn’t help much because we were taught how we were to stand at attention but not what civilians are “supposed” to do. I’m sure there’s an Army reg for it though

Sugar, we’re going down. Or maybe Rhymin and Stealin because of the Davy Jones locker line

You mean I can play music trivia without going to a bar and getting bumped into by a group of 42 year old dudes in Ed Hardy gear? I am down for that. Sadly my music knowledge is the same as the aforementioned group *old *sob

Well he’s probably closer to meeting God on a daily basis anyway

+1 To the irony of that statement

-1 same tempo

Perhaps not quite as likely, but certainly not improbable

I often felt like Chevy Chase in that exquisitely written underwatched tv series where he played Chevy Chase as himself and was eventually fired for being an unapologetic asshole

Probably. As I reread the text the sliding scale goes from full nude to breast to “wet lip”, so getting progressively less explicit. That moves wet lip shots further north thankfully

Wow I did not remember that one. Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men.....

Marvin just handed the gun to the cops and trotted back to the sideline. A pros pro

This should have been filed to Big Time Small Time Dicks

My mind immediately went a good deal south of there. Hopefully you’re right and I’m ashamed

I told my kids some people are gay. Just like how some people have blue eyes or brown skin or sunburn easily or are taller than others. Nobody gets to choose or prefer those sorts of things it’s just part of who they are. I said if you girls are gay it won’t have anything to do with anything other than maybe the other…

Now 47 years old, my anti-aging routine is to shrug at the mirror and turn off the light. I had a good run

Now streaming on Netflix!

That’s not what that means. You’re thinking “an eye for an eye”

Is this you policing yourself?

All I heard was “whites have been in charge my whole life and it’s worked out fine for me"