Great story. Also Awkward Urinal Talk would be a killer HS garage band name

+1 Chuck Knoblauch

Mike Pence does NOT have good approval ratings in Indiana. He is loudly and widely despised for RFRA, his blunders on education and his attacks on women’s rights (don’t forget his secret media station either). What he does enjoy is good ratings from the hate deranged Christian conservatives who have had a hand up his…

It is now . That’s streets ahead

Every once in a while a student will come up to me and ask, “Senor Chang, why do you teach Spanish?”

Well yeah, because you’re an adorable red fox panda. No one can resist you

Vladimir and Estragon are waiting for him under a tree

Saigon to my appetite

Amazingly, his Omnibus of golf short stories are funnier than the Jeeves’ tales. Funny, written, fictional, golf, stories are not words frequently used together

Tuppy I’ve always found most of the Glossop clan to be a collection of fat headed asses but you make a horrifyingly accurate point.

Like Alison Brie, my favorite of all possible Bries. Larson is ahead of cheese by a nose, but only because she was Coat Check Girl and Abed’s temporary girlfriend

Ice Bear is the best bear

And here I never thought I’d be able to use 2nd chair trumpet Forest Manor Jr High and former dual cassette deck mixtape creator. Can also rollerskate backwards to Sugar Hill Gang

Expressing yourself by hiding yourself is so alternative

I think it’s pretty good for Mormons. What else are they going to with? Show your shoulders like a whore burn in hell for evermore? Say that’s not bad...

Modest is hottest, as the Mormons say

Why wouldn’t they plagiarize? Nothing that anyone says matters, and the entire campaign is predicated on trolling sheep for support and name calling. There is not a lick of substance anywhere and it doesn’t matter at all. Give the fucker a fiddle and let him watch it all burn.

I get it. Sounds wonderfully freeing to pat the doc on the hand and say “oh darling, I can’t be bothered with ANY of that.” Probably adds five years to your life.

Paranoid, sitting in a deep sweat. Thinking, I gotta gotta sell some towels before the week ends. The sight of money excites me, RFRA to the head, sit down and watch you bleed to death.