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Another Bergeron with integrity:

I hope this article is just a form of trolling and satire.

It also doesn’t seem like a jump scare because, even if you didn’t see the promos, there’s a clear build up. Rick hears something, bends down to look under the car, sees the girl’s feet, sees the girl fully and realizes she’s a zombie, then he girl starts approaching him.  I don’t think anyone would have see the girl

Evil Dead 2 is gory, which is as much a turnoff as scariness for weak-hearted viewers (especially when humor comes from the gore, and the audience’s familiarity with the genre).

I enjoyed Shaun of the Dead while it was mostly a comedy. It seems once they got the Winchester, the tone suddenly got much darker and it definitely became more of a pure zombie movie. Especially when the zombies started graphically ripping David apart, which was played completely for shock without even a slight hint

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Modern media and how it treats its consumers:

I was looking forward to the Dark Universe because I like monsters, but there were going to be some significant hurdles, which clearly Universal couldn’t clear:

I thought cows were the dairy industry’s cash cow?

SAG-AFTRA is a merger of two separate unions: Screen Actors Guild for film and American Federation of Television and Radio Artists for television and radio. The National Code of Fair Practice for Network Television Broadcasting, also known as the Network Television Code is essentially an old AFTRA collective

I use to have Tony Danza’s cell phone number. Or at least it was a guy names Tony that sounded just like him.  

Now there’s a headline I wasn’t expecting to ever see.

Tony was able to make Stamos’ girlfriend Mona!

He even called him Kanan in a previous episode, explaining to Carson why Jacen knew weird things. He’s aware that Kanan lived under a different name for the rest of his life and among his friends, and Huyang only refers to him as Caleb when referring to him as a child. It’s very well set up.

Actually you are. If you go back and rewatch the saber-building scene Huyang does call him as Caleb during the conversation. He knows they’re same person but also recognizes everyone else mostly knows him as Kanan.

Those pants...

There’s no way Star Wars Ted Cruz isn’t an Imperial agent.

I mean, it’s possible that Barsanti’s reviews are terrible and that the show is also terrible.

That’s Shaak Ti. She dies like 7 different ways in the Revenge of the Sith deleted scenes.