“Y’all hate on this truck even though this redefines what trucking should have been. Trucking hasn’t changed in years.” I didn’t realize ‘trucking’ had a new global ambassador.

I never did think that it ever would happen again 

James Morrison, who rather unfortunately played an old Spanish Republican anthem - not heard since the 1930s - at the Davis Cup, causing rather a lot of Spanish dignitaries to storm out.

Fuck ‘em, we’ll just play the wrong one anyway. 

We’re already confused!

“That was not me last night.”

Biden’s “bullseye” remark was clearly a metaphor, one tailor-made for a country that has more guns than people. Trump, meanwhile, has talked repeatedly about having his political rivals executed for treason. This includes, it’s important to note, sham military tribunals for Congresspeople/civilians, such as Liz…

I remember the Quintuplets show existed, but I probably would’ve forgotten about it if not for Arrested Development.

which is a fun little reminder that every dead-mall chain restaurant with shit on its walls that tries to sell you fried cheese at $20 a pop is owned by some massive multinational with a name like The Thorax Industrial Group.

I remember her hosting a primetime special for kids in which she said that masturbation is okay and perfectly normal, but just be sure to finish your homework first. Changed my life. And improved my grades!

I also hear she planned the entire operation and killed every one of those people herself.  

Let’s not forget her other pop culture “cameo”

That “Her” joke was first-rate.

Considering he was on All That as a child, it might just be in his nature at this point. It’s all he’s ever known

Yep. SNL requires one to REALLY love the grind, a hardcore cocaine addiction, or both.

Looks like somebody needs robot insurance.

At some point a group of people making this video had to decide that when Katy refueled herself with gas, where exactly in her butt it would go. And in a strange choice didn’t pick the spot we all assumed they’d use.

Indeed.