i get that reference!

Taron Egerton sang an Elton John song as an animated gorilla and then played a live action Elton in the bio-pic.

I’m not sure what this adds to the discussion, but I find it so incredibly bizarre I’m shoehorning it in.

Now I know I can make it in showbiz!

Narcissism. 

Thank you. It is worth remembering just how many walls she knocked down in 1997 and just how much shit she took for it. 

She’s going to host a goodbye party for Ellen that Ellen will later deny being invited to.

I mean, if she’s tired of hearing people say bad things about her (no matter how justified they may be), she’s 66 and has “fuck you” money. So why not just go be a regular, old, retiree?

Dakota Johnson is celebrating somewhere right now 

What about “Mrs. Colin Jost going to the bathroom”?

Even when she goes to the bathroom?

Just like everything Scarlett Johansson does is sexy.

Clinton didn’t even go to Wisconsin. Not one campaign event there.

This person gets it. 👏 👏

Sure but both parties are running old guys. One of them is Mister Rogers. The other is a serial rapist convicted felon who attempted a coup when he sent his attack sheep to murder a cop while they literally were trying to steal the electoral votes being counted while having the gall to call it a “stolen election”.…

I’m really tired of this whole discourse.  Trump has given a worse performance in every debate, rally, and press conference he’s done since 2015.  There’s something to be said for the Dems having higher standards than the bottom-feeding grifters in the GOP, but JFC, the entire country is acting like the sky is…

You know what? Maybe “pretty dull TV” is EXACTLY WHAT WE SHOULD WANT FROM OUR PRESIDENT.

“Biden taking credit for Sweden and Finland joining NATO is delusional.”

Oh no! Not pretty dull TV. That’ll be devastating because as we all know, the most important issue here is ratings and excitement.

“Instead, he fell back on familiar lines: Donald Trump is a lying sociopath”