Who is that?

IKR? Maybe I can actually read this site on my phone for more than 10 seconds before it shits the bed.

Stand for “America the Beautiful” if it’s the Ray Charles version.

Especially all the Commonwealth nations who will assume it’s “God Save the King.”

She has since posted on her Instagram that she was wasted when she performed the anthem, and is checking into rehab:

Weird, I could have sworn she was 96 the first time I saw her on TV in the ‘80s. 

You think studios would have learned something from Top Gun: Maverick which had a much longer (these days) theatrical run before Paramount let it go to streaming/VOD. I know that was almost entirely due to Cruise’s insistence, but surely some studio suit would have thought “y’know, maybe the kid’s on to something…

Cool

seemingly crossing the line from friendly competition to genuinely vengeful rancor.

H. Clinton got plenty of votes, just not enough in PA, MI, and WI.

Everything Michael Jackson did was weird. Just like everything Scarlett Johansson does is sexy. 

The “Pretend the dead guy is still alive” movie genre is SERIOUS BUSINESS.

Still nothing to explain for the lack of rigor, unless all the moving of Bernie’s limbs kept his joints limber even as his muscle tissue tightened.

And he tops his performance in the sequel!

No, it’s a Gene, but Kramer prefers Gene’s recommendations over snobby film nerd (and potential AVC writer) Vincent.

Thank you for helping me get it straight. I’m glad there’s a better-versed Bernieologist here.

The boys discover his dead body and for reasons that barely make sense, even in-universe, decide to pretend he’s still alive for the weekend

My kids (and I) have been waiting for The Book of Bill. We only discovered Gravity Falls last winter and were thrilled to hear this book was coming.

But really, who could have expected the people who appropriated something as innocuous at the “OK” hand gesture as a symbol of hate would do the same for “White Boy Summer?” How could anyone have seen that coming?