Still nothing to explain for the lack of rigor, unless all the moving of Bernie’s limbs kept his joints limber even as his muscle tissue tightened.

And he tops his performance in the sequel!

No, it’s a Gene, but Kramer prefers Gene’s recommendations over snobby film nerd (and potential AVC writer) Vincent.

Thank you for helping me get it straight. I’m glad there’s a better-versed Bernieologist here.

The boys discover his dead body and for reasons that barely make sense, even in-universe, decide to pretend he’s still alive for the weekend

My kids (and I) have been waiting for The Book of Bill. We only discovered Gravity Falls last winter and were thrilled to hear this book was coming.

But really, who could have expected the people who appropriated something as innocuous at the “OK” hand gesture as a symbol of hate would do the same for “White Boy Summer?” How could anyone have seen that coming?

As good as Stranger Things was able to use “Running Up That Hill,” I still prefer Eddie shredding to “Master of Puppets” in the S4 finale.

I mostly remember just two things from Andy Richter Controls the Universe:

I think it’s obvious Taylor’s not dating him for his brains.

I have defended Heigl, somewhat, because one of her first movies was as a 15-year-old girl opposite reputed creep Gerard Depardieu in My Father the Hero. On the other hand, if he’d done anything creepy to her specifically, she seems the type who would have called him out on it by now.

So no Ronny Cox in this?

It’s not Lethal Weapon or Die Hard, but it has a few shoot-outs and Murphy was at the top of his game in the first two. I liked them better than both 48 Hours, which are also solid movies.

But probably not for the porn performers.

So Soul, Soul, Soul would be an R&B version of Spinal Tap or Pop Star?

Liberal, but occasionally kind of assholes. Remember when California voters banned gay marriage via ballot prop? 

The Lottery and How To Cook for Forty People

That’s a great Groucho Marx line if I’ve ever heard one.

You know what was weird? Liotta had a cameo in the first season of Young Sheldon that teased him as a recurring character (Annie Pott’s bookie), then he just disappeared. This was about five years before he died, too, so it’s not like they didn’t have opportunities. Who brings in an actor like Ray Liotta for one…