The thing is, is that there actually was such a show in the early days of television called... The Continental.

Pro-Tip: Your “funny” “original” “cool” menu hack is just an easy way to ask the 16 year old making it to make sure they spit in it. Just fucking order off the damn menu.

Sorry, missing the greatest moment in cinematic history, ending the Cold War once and for all...

Let’s ask his brother, Billy!

They should have gone with 4xp4nd4bl4s

Thrawn: Our numbers have dwindled. *burp*

Robert Altman directed a TV movie adaptation in 1988, starring Jeff Daniels. That one’s pretty good.

YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE EARLY BIRD SPECIAL!

A title I will never pronounce out loud any other way than “Expendfourbles,” just like I do with “Fantfourstic.” Stupid numeral-incorporating titles.

Do you have dyslexi4?

Other title considered: A Few Good Old Men.

Maybe... maybe the “J” meant “Jaxxon”?

by all indications Lana is the female Larry David so yeah that’s accurate

I’m surprised they let you do that, what with health regulations.

I still use this pronunciation of “champagna” on the regular.

The only fun moment in the episode was Baylan pointing out the annoying cyclical nature of the Star Wars galaxy and its stories.  And he hasn’t even seen “The Force Awakens” yet!

Ha, had no idea this happened in Florence. My mom’s hometown, where I still have family. Absolutely beautiful place, and a cool small town Main Street drag with great food and shops. So...good choice, Lana.

God those were hilarious sketches.