Just go back to the old one day a year the burgers are less than a buck, no gimmicks like the app. 

It’s Tuesday, time for another Costco Stan article on The Takeout!

OANlyFans maybe. 

He was a general.

What about less tarkin, and more doin...villany. As demonstrated by his boss, the freaking Emperor.

Another good, more forgotten tv villain was David Schraam, aka Roy from Wings.

Quick, honey mustard!

Newman didn’t hate fruit, he hated vegetables (vile weed). I mean, c’mon, he loved the Mackinaw peaches.

Sheev is pretty evil, but no one is better at brining out the hate than Darth Slideshow

I know what it means when someone says “Aaaaaay” or “Up your nose with a rubber hose.” Sometimes these things stick around anyway.

I never even considered the comparison to Ignatius J. Reilly, but it makes sense.

And where’s this dead-eyed fucker?

For all Newman's bluster, his boss was *way* scarier!

There’s a few simple answers to the Jacen thing.

1. Ahsoka doesn’t want to train him. She refused to train Grogu because he had connections and she knows what connections can do, and this was to a man she met once and would maybe never have to see again. Now try telling your friend and war buddy that you’re taking her…

I would actually be really into a What we do in Shadows style force ghost hangout comedy. Like Anakin  would go to the ghost fridge and find out that Ben drank all the blue milk and but the carton back empty, then wig out into Vader mode for a bit while Yoda stares into the camera.

Enjoy your snarky little in jokes and decidedly self indulgent ability to shit on everything.

Oooh, this is a fun game, let me try...

I believe that show mentioned that he fought in the Battle Of Yavin (Return Of The Jedi),

Well, first — I don’t think that was the actual World Between Worlds, since Rebels was pretty clear that you needed to enter via a door... and those doors were pretty well hidden. But that this was a Force vision she was experiencing as she was nearly-drowning.

Ah yes Guidditch, the American version of Quidditch, localized entirely in New Jersey circa 2010.