I’m not saying I want to live in the universe where the original movie starred Dana Carvey and Jon Lovitz, but I’d like to visit it just to see how it turned out.

I like Baldwin, professionally — like, I think he’s a good actor, and all. But doesn’t almost everyone in the world think that he personally is a huge dick?

So Keaton has returned to the batsuit, and now Betelgeuse. Will we get the Mr. Mom follow-up the world so desperately craves?

See also Connelly, Jennifer and Winslet, Kate

Maybe I just have a dirty mind, but that’s a very porn-y sounding title.

basically spend the whole time fighting over Lane.

As a latecomer to this show, my impression so far has been “The Wonder Years meets King of the Hill.”

I always thought Ron White would be a good choice for a John Daly biopic, but I don’t know if White acts at all.

The header image looks like it came from Futurama.

Bite your tongue, that stained glass window hallucination was awesome!

This is Young Sherlock Holmes erasure and I will not stand for it!

I swear I’ve been seeing cuts from this, or maybe the trailer (if it actually has one) since before the pandemic.

Disney wasted a golden opportunity by not titling the sequel Mo’ Moana, or maybe Mo’Ana.

I didn’t know Ed Sheeran was a big enough draw to sell out a football stadium. The last couple of times he was in town (New Orleans), he was at Jazz Fest, which apparently can get a baseball-stadium sized crowd at its largest stage, but those numbers are unconfirmed.

I hear that about a lot of stadium shows. I’ve only been to two (Pink Floyd, U2, at the Superdome in New Orleans), but they sounded okay.

I guess it comes down to market size, since the last time most of those acts came through my town (Joel, Elton, McCartney), they opted for the basketball arena instead of the NFL stadium next door (although I think McCartney did multiple nights).

Yeah, but that happens right after the chocolate factory. I’m talking years later.

All depends on the presence of vermicious knids.

I never thought of it until now, but I think there needs to be a Wonka sequel where adult Charlie Bucket, consumed with the business aspects of running a candy empire, must learn to connect with his inner child and recapture the true Wonka spirit.