I’m impressed Lana Del Ray could sell out Fenway. Not many artists can do football or even baseball stadium-sized shows. Swift and Beyonce are about it. Are the Stones even doing stadiums on this current tour of theirs?

The X-Files movie soundtrack was good stuff.

Well, you have to know Werner Herzog: he likes his beer warm, his TV loud, and his homosexuals FLAAAMING!

Man, this guy was a true lockdown corner, a major part of Seattle’s “Legion of Boom.” They wouldn’t have their title if it weren’t—

This is how I imagine the filmmakers and their lawyers reacting to the Trump lawyers’ C&D letter:

My favorite Onion headline from around the time Supersize Me was in theaters:

Olympic-level athletes can probably eat whatever they want, unless they’re in the midst of training and/or competition, and probably be fine.

My main quibble with Supersize Me (which I otherwise liked) is that he mentioned he gave up his gym membership as part of the experiment. I suppose on the one hand, it better demonstrated what this kind of diet would do to a sedentary person, on the other hand, I’m curious as to how it effects someone who gets regular…

My friend’s larger complaint was that it was basically Reno’s defining character trait — I probably won’t bother watching this to see if it’s J-Lo’s as well. 

that she can’t get a proper cup is Atlas’ running gag

A movie about that wouldn’t be nearly explodey enough 

The only other thing I’ve seen her do “moody teenager” in is Wednesday.

Points off for the slowed-down “Banana Boat Song” at the beginning of the trailer, but that decision was probably made by people who have nothing to do with the actual film.

The stunts (mostly) look like practical effects, so that’s a plus. I’m still not sure about that shot of the truck crashing through what appears to be the foyer of some mansion, though. 

He went out like a muthafuckin’ boss, no doubt. 

Movie Hammond did. Book Hammond was a greedy old motherfucker. 

I’m about 1/4 of the way into her video and it is fascinating so far. I think the comparison she makes to the price and experience of a Disney cruise probably makes  the best point about this whole venture’s failure. Sure, the Star Wars hotel had to pay actors and other people to make the story happen, but it doesn’t…

Kanan and Hera, Star Wars: Rebels. I always assumed they were a low-key couple, until the fourth season when we find out they’d actually been dancing around it the whole time until they finally revealed their feelings for each other.

I blame NBC for promoting every episode as “Will Niles and Daphne hook up?” every week for like 3 seasons before they finally got together.

Count me among the readers who have no fucking idea what’s going on here. But I have to say, “claiming you were the dialect coach on The Departed, but only for the word ‘microprocessors’” is “Dr. Evil’s dad making outrageous claims like he invented the question mark”-levels of hilarious.