Looks an awful lot like Netflix’s nu-MLP, too

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Dan Snyder is so fucking stupid it’s amazing he hasn’t walked over an open manhole and died.

Or insist the Twilek dancing girls be required to have sex with them.

It’s a toss-up for me on who my favorite character is: Franklin or Duke. 

Thatherton!

I’m thinking about how to work in that Thatherton ends up stealing Hank’s idea and selling it to Cuban, then I remember Burt Reynolds isn’t around anymore to voice him. 

Everyone says Dale would be a Trumper but I’m pretty sure Dale doesn’t vote and probably considers himself a sovereign citizen. 

Or whoever Hank tells him to vote for 

“I don’t care how many stewardesses you bagged, you’re still a lousy pilot!”

I hope Bobby’s demands as a chef don’t prevent him from getting to a few open-mic nights for a tight set of prop-comedy.

I was saddened to hear he had died. I knew he was still working as of fairly recently, the aforementioned Yellowstone appearance.

Phantom Menace just had a milestone anniversary.

It seems so obvious when Filoni puts it in these terms.

Hey, it’s a lot more tasteful than the “watch me make your panties disappear!” joke I had planned.

The only thing that really connects the stories is an exploration of male depravity, and how it manifests in their views on women and sex. That, in itself, is not much to hang a film on.

As long as they keep that banger of a theme song.

I think this will be a hit and lead to egg creams being the trendy drink of choice in the latter half of the decade.

It’s too long by half, at least. Probably could have skipped some of Anakin’s futzing with the engine mid-race and gone straight to him running that one asshole off the course.

Jerry became a cranky old man proactively striking out against “wokeness” to damage control for the fact that people are finally criticizing his predilection for dating minors.