Disney wasted a golden opportunity by not titling the sequel Mo’ Moana, or maybe Mo’Ana.

I didn’t know Ed Sheeran was a big enough draw to sell out a football stadium. The last couple of times he was in town (New Orleans), he was at Jazz Fest, which apparently can get a baseball-stadium sized crowd at its largest stage, but those numbers are unconfirmed.

I hear that about a lot of stadium shows. I’ve only been to two (Pink Floyd, U2, at the Superdome in New Orleans), but they sounded okay.

I guess it comes down to market size, since the last time most of those acts came through my town (Joel, Elton, McCartney), they opted for the basketball arena instead of the NFL stadium next door (although I think McCartney did multiple nights).

Yeah, but that happens right after the chocolate factory. I’m talking years later.

All depends on the presence of vermicious knids.

I never thought of it until now, but I think there needs to be a Wonka sequel where adult Charlie Bucket, consumed with the business aspects of running a candy empire, must learn to connect with his inner child and recapture the true Wonka spirit.

I’m impressed Lana Del Ray could sell out Fenway. Not many artists can do football or even baseball stadium-sized shows. Swift and Beyonce are about it. Are the Stones even doing stadiums on this current tour of theirs?

The X-Files movie soundtrack was good stuff.

Well, you have to know Werner Herzog: he likes his beer warm, his TV loud, and his homosexuals FLAAAMING!

Man, this guy was a true lockdown corner, a major part of Seattle’s “Legion of Boom.” They wouldn’t have their title if it weren’t—

This is how I imagine the filmmakers and their lawyers reacting to the Trump lawyers’ C&D letter:

My favorite Onion headline from around the time Supersize Me was in theaters:

Olympic-level athletes can probably eat whatever they want, unless they’re in the midst of training and/or competition, and probably be fine.

My main quibble with Supersize Me (which I otherwise liked) is that he mentioned he gave up his gym membership as part of the experiment. I suppose on the one hand, it better demonstrated what this kind of diet would do to a sedentary person, on the other hand, I’m curious as to how it effects someone who gets regular…

My friend’s larger complaint was that it was basically Reno’s defining character trait — I probably won’t bother watching this to see if it’s J-Lo’s as well. 

that she can’t get a proper cup is Atlas’ running gag

A movie about that wouldn’t be nearly explodey enough 

The only other thing I’ve seen her do “moody teenager” in is Wednesday.

Points off for the slowed-down “Banana Boat Song” at the beginning of the trailer, but that decision was probably made by people who have nothing to do with the actual film.