Also, for the most part, people sip coffee slowly, in part because we know that if we down too much caffeine all at once, we might feel sick.

How about adding some actual FLAVOR to Flamin’ Hot brands, while you’re at, Frito Lay? 

SPOILER: Not only will Larry die in the final episode, all his friends die, then the viewers die, then everyone in the world dies.

Kevin Bacon seems like a genuinely cool dude 

Ed socking H.I. in the jaw when she picks him up after the diaper heist is also a good one.

I hope this movie ends with Lydia traveling to Hawaii, setting up the third movie.

I’d rather drink a hobo’s urine.

Welp, that pretty much guarantees I’ll never order a combo meal from Subway for the next decade.

I saw hardly anything about JT Walsh’s death, at the time. I read it in some pissant little newsletter, but never saw an obit from the AP or anything like that.

And I always confuse Dastmalchian with Dalmatian.

I enjoy a shower beer as much as the next guy, but I’m not eating while I’m on the can, yuck

Especially at the ridiculous rate of 19%

I think the kind he had is pretty treatable. I had a melanoma removed last month and while that kind can be a lot worse, I caught it pretty early.

That’s a very Zoidberg thing to happen

You mean legendary star Harold Zoid?

No Keystone Cops, but one of my local stations would run Harold Lloyd shorts, which was some pretty impressive stunt work.

All I remember is that Popeye would eat spinach and then go kick Bluto’s ass, kind of like how Pac Man would eat a power pellet and then could go eat ghosts. 

Broadcast TV stations needed weekday afternoon programming, and back then it was whatever cartoon they could pick up on the cheap (Or “Our Gang” or Three Stooges shorts, another thing that has faded into obscurity).

Yes, I was expecting pasta as a pizza topping. After all, pepperoni pizza isn’t a pizza crust made out of pepperoni.

Do kids even know who Popeye is? I feel like the character was a 1930s relic that somehow barely survived into the ‘80s, and only because of the movie and a video game that was a rip-of of Pac-Man.