Does McGregor at any point inform Gyllenhaal that he once fucked guys like him in prison?

someone out there is picking off Jedi one by one.

I’ve tried to slow-cooker whole chickens before, and the results are always disgusting.

Always remember

If it matters that much to you, it’s pretty easy (and probably a lot cheaper than upgrading your current single-cup maker to whatever proprietary countertop toy Keurig is now selling) to just cut the foil off the standard plastic coffee pod, rinse it out, and toss it in the recycling bin.

They never call on former presidents for help in alien invasion movies, do they?

We love it when they screw up and get caught in scandals. Same reason night-time soaps were popular in the ‘80s. In fun to watch so-called glamorous people acting trashy. 

They said they released their own video ahead of the scheduled release of the Carlson video so as not to spread actual disinformation to the host’s 12 million followers.

You said “thrust.”

I remember when Lee Majors was not stunt-manning, he was bounty hunting, so the movie’s Colt tracking down its AWOL star tracks with that.

Anakin’s mom is hot.

I mean, I’m pretty much dead inside, anyway.

And by the late 2000s, the bathroom at my wife’s 20-year high school reunion looked like a scene from Less Than Zero.

I don’t think “Kristen Stewart, Rolling Stone’s March cover star, just wants to ‘do the gayest thing you’ve ever seen in your life.’” refers specifically to the cover, but, yeah, unless she’s willing to porn it up, I’ve seen gayer.

On a slightly related topic, I’m pretty sure the whole Bud Light/Dylan Mulvaney blowback happened because Kid Rock was fapping off to her Insta  account, but finding out Anheuser-Busch was funding it was a bridge too far for him.

The TikTok apocalypse is upon us.

Maybe the camouflaged it as a snow drift. A Snowhawk?

I’m pretty sure that by this point, my gut is a barren wasteland, but it doesn’t seem to mind.

Yeah, the people who organized the thing were obviously experienced fundraisers. How about you all go line up the sponsors, and I’ll read the shit out some Hardy Boys novels?