I have never heard anyone refer to bananas Foster and beignets as “soul food.”

Considering it was partying with Brady that led to Affleck pissing away his previous marriage, I don’t know whether to find it hilarious or tasteless.

Fuck this list for claiming peanut butter M&Ms is somehow an inferior product to Reese’s Pieces. This is why AV Club can’t be taken seriously about anything.

Toy Story 2 started out as a direct-to-video sequel.

Now drop Jerry Maguire which a) sucks, and b) is not a football movie, and add The Last Boy Scout.

All the public speculation about a marriage proposal is so fucking gross.

Looking forward to the “is it or is it not a salad” debate.

Who the hell above the age of 16 takes dates to fucking Applebee’s?

That’s what I want to convert the mother-in-law’s former room into, but it will require running some new plumbing. But at least that room is right under the master bath, so I know there’s drain access behind one of the walls. It’s still going to be expensive, though.

Whiskey sours are ‘The drink my family let me drink before I was 21'

I liked his cover of Sting’s “I’m So Happy I Can’t Stop Crying,” but I cannot forgive his awful grammar in “God Love Her.”

Like the Republican rush to claim Lincoln as the exemplar of their party should naturally imply that the southern states were on the wrong side of the Civil War

Sounds refreshing. Maybe I’ll make a batch when spring arrives.

At least mine is still green.

Heh. My wife just set up a “coffee bar” in our breakfast nook, and we keep the coffee maker, electric tea kettle, and all related paraphernalia there. With the help of the mini-fridge left behind when my mother-in-law moved out, we have the ½-&-½ right there, too. 

Come on, Liz has a terrible sense of timing and Mitt can only make dad jokes.

It looks like they found a way to do soufflé potatoes in chip form.

I still have a bottle of Huy Fong from before the “shortage,” so I guess I’m going to have to get a new bottle, get Underwood’s brand, and maybe Tabasco’s and Roland, just to see how they all compare.

Am I the only one who finds it obnoxious that this article and others basically seems to say “you’re accepting awards wrong!”