JFC, Shannen Doherty is fucking dying cancer, maybe just leave well enough alone

The chocolate kind.

He’s going to sell Old Glory robot insurance full-time now?

This pretty much ruined my Friday. Dude was awesome.

But they can be made even better by... stirring them into peanut butter.

IT STINKS!

I’m waiting for the trailer that features a slowed down, hushed-voiced cover of “The Banana Boat Song.”

No Glenn Shadix to return as Otho, though.

I feel like Squeeze is an underrated band. Like they should get a lot more love from classic rock stations that instead keep playing the same hair metal songs over and over and over.

And balloons are probably a lot less explodey.

I didn’t know Manheim Steamroller had been around that long. I only first heard of their shitty Christmas music in the early ‘90s.

Aw man.

Looks like post-pandemic trends is what encouraged the breakfast boom:

So instead of trying to kill each other, they’re on missions together? Sounds a little like the True Lies series. I hope this one executes better.

Sweet Jesus.

The url is still twitter.com, so I’m calling it twitter.

folks who can afford to dine at steakhouses more frequently aren’t going to Ruth’s Chris.

WHAT?

So it’s sharing images they want to make illegal, not creating them?

“C’mon, I’m not falling for that! ‘Sticking a penis in a girl’s vagina gets them pregnant.’ How gullible do you think I am?”