Daaammmmnnnnn! and the faces................yaaaaassssssss.

Thank you!! I had a weird feeling that I’d seen them before, but couldn’t not figure out where. I was excited just from the clip but from remembering how they were dancing on this video I’m even more excited. This should be awesome.

How does he look so rough for a wealthy 49 year old?

I lost it when he labelled Schilling “full-time Facebook uncle.” That’s effing perfect.

There’s a truly harmful belief that the right to say something is the same as the right to have it taken seriously. In this line of thinking, all voices are equally valid—even those that would deny rights to large swaths of people. Dismissively, it’s called the “gotta hear both sides” fallacy. In practice, it…

I think my dad (a really old white dude) had a thing for her (and he’s stuck in the past because he doesn’t know who any new celebrities are) because one day I was flipping through a magazine and was like “oh hey Lupita is the face of whatever brand I don’t remember. She’s so beautiful” while he was sending emails on…

They weren’t looking at her face in that picture.

How the heck do you folks find these GIFs so damn fast.

Batdance never got it’s due.

The way people speak of Mozart now is how they’ll speak of Prince in 200 years. I’m only slightly exaggerating.

FUCK EVERYTHING

The Barkley era Suns were also my favorite team of all time, but I’d add one slight correction to your statement about the Nash Suns.

They were one boneheaded decision from Amar’e to leave the bench from a potential Finals run. Amar’e simply HAS to know that you don’t leave the bench for any reason. I don’t care how…

Cards against humanity?

I gotta correct you because I’m the same age as Olivia Wilde and I remember the year I graduated from college is the year she joined House. So she was 23. Still damn impressive.

Wait, was Olivia Wilde like 19 when she was playing a doctor on House, then? That’s pretty impressive.

This will be a tough challenge, citizen. On one robotic hand, people watched her streams because of the sex appeal she has, the main selling point of watching her streams, much like people enjoyed watching me get blown to pieces by small arms fire.

If you aren't going to throw in a cow and four bolts of good cloth, sit back down.

I bid two goats and an acre of farmland of a goodly soil.

$8500