Look, life ain’t that great. I’m 45 and if I got to call my shot, the Kate Beckinsale assisted suicide wouldn’t be the worst way to go.

More raisist than sexist but whatever.

I cried when I saw this photo. The pope looks like a goddamn hostage and Cantaloupe Calliou looks like an animatronic member of the Chuck E Cheese band that got stuck on screen saver.

I would now like to take a small sample size that fits my argument in order to make a broad generalization about how LeBron matches up to other great players from years past. Here goes nothing...

Ya know what? I go to church. I tithe. I pray. I don’t want a single cent of my tax dollars going to fund parochial schools. My kids can get plenty of religion on the nights and weekends, at home and at church. I don’t understand this fanaticism with religion needing to be in every aspect of our lives. I’d get…

Here’s the problem... People are not willing to commit. People quit. Imagine how frustrating that is doing a raid, where you need a 1.5-3 hour commitment. COD Zombies are a great example. It SUCKS to play with randoms. I don’t buy the “too hard to make friends” argument, I have tons of friends because of Destiny…

But Brad Stevens had a plan

Man, that ain’t even the rudest non-verbal shit-talking LeBron has done this *month*.

Is he still doing LeBron takes? I can’t imagine what they are now. “LeBron is only in the bottom half of the top 5 players of all time! He’s garbage!”

You might be onto something there, Skip

Can a brother get a Shade Court up in heah.

That might be the greatest non-verbal shit-talking ever. It might be the straight up shit-talking in any category ever really. That was a lifetime achievement award in the field of rudeness.

I went to one of those places right after it opened. Their ticketing software sold everyone the same seat. I just sat somewhere else, but there were people freaking out over not being in their assigned seat.

I think the real issue with Fallon’s show is not that he hasn’t gone after Trump, it’s that he’s basically a one trick pony and gets less and less entertaining as time goes by. I say entertaining because he’s not funny. He has a huge platform for plain old entertaining and if he tried harder, got better writers maybe,…

This all seems like a pretty fair response? We don’t have any evidence that he would even be good at doing some sort of political humor/commentary. Its hard for me to fault someone when all they’re saying is “look I just want to do my style of comedy” on their own show.

I’m on it!

This is why I never understood black people going on American Idol, or anything else like it. Before President Dump, we knew how racist America was/is. It makes sense if you’re just looking for paint-by-numbers vanilla exposure, but you’re not likely to win, no matter how good you may be. I’ve had a problem with a lot…

True fidget hipsters use this instead:

Short answer: yes. Teachers get low pay and no respect from students, parents and administrators. What kind of applicants do you think that attracts?