Imagine Michael Cera at 40 singing about teenage girls.

This will not happen. Showing my child something from Bleacher Report is the type of evidence my ex-wife needs to regain custody.

Bitch, please...

Thowing Copper was awesome. All the songs were so good. No shame in owning that one..

Live > Creed to be sure, but Ed Kowalczyk (sp?) took himself way too seriously. That’s where all the Vedder-lites went wrong (not that Vedder didn’t take himself too seriously, but he at least sometimes appeared to be moderately self-aware).

Compact Disc Shame Thread.

Throwing Copper is a phenomenal album.

“Rivers Cuomo was the Michael Cera of his generation.”

Really, most bands that made it big in their teens and twenties, then sing their hits in their 40s and older gets pretty gross. When they continue writing songs like they are in high school, makes my skin crawl.

Thank God for Sirius - The Bert Show (Bert, really) is THE WORST.

So are those thot-dots permanently etched into her cheeks now that she doesn’t have facial piercings?

Do Russell Wilsons Dream of Electric Goodies?

I know, I remember someone somewhere saying that she’d married up and another person responded, “he married an internationally renowned human rights lawyer, he’s the one who married up.” Still true.

I’m really glad I don’t have to worry about people detailing out every detail what I wear when I leave the house.

Right back at you Cylon, ya frakkin’ toaster.

This is the most delusional comment I have ever read on Deadspin.

“but it’s astonishing that it took an intervention from Kobe Bryant for Byron Scott to see the light.”