bless you for posting this

my daughters are four and a few months now, and I am thinking back to that age (1-2 year old toddlers) and the idea of leaving them alone in a car is so terrifying to me. kids that age are squirrelly little f**kers. what if one of them got out of the car seat and took off the parking brake or some shit like that?…

I pay $20 an hour. we can't really afford it, hence we don't go out so much. I could probably pay her less but I hate lowballing people. and we love her, she is the best. :)

that's kind of my method of parenting at the moment...

that was horrible. I think she screwed up but she got completely shafted. how terrifying.

I mean, I do think it's possible that sometimes parents who are genuinely good and don't deserve it end up having a kid who is just...bad. or treats them badly. But I think it is really, really rare. In this lady's case, I don't believe it.

"My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school."

what's wrong with Unitarians?

yeah, I hate to say it but once someone is in my home and feeling me up WITH MY KID NEXT TO ME I really don't care what happens to that person. I don't own a gun, I am pro gun control, but I don't really believe you need to give a home invader the benefit of the doubt on stuff like this. If a stranger sneaks into my…

God Margaret was tacky, poor thing.

I...agree with you more than I thought I would.

Now is the time for you to start sticking up for yourself with your husband's family, and make sure he does too. for god's sake don't let anyone in the delivery room with you that you don't personally want there. Go to babycenter and read the dealing with family and in-laws board, it is amazing.

yes, from people who are looking to rob him blind, which does not represent normal people looking for a date.

bless you, this made me lol. I needed that.

shut the fuck up. are you serious? off to google.

oh my god, me too. Can you imagine how amazing your life would be?

wait, why should you loathe yourself for not asking her out if you didn't want to date her?

you're a genius.

I think it's ok to say she might change her mind, not that she WILL.

I had postpartum anxiety after my twins were born. It was HELL. I can't imagine what happens to people who don't get help. Pregnancy really, really fucks with your body and your mind.