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Some people are just really good at giving presents. They magically pick out something that you LOVE that you didn't even know you wanted or needed. Me, not so much.

that is EXACTLY what I was thinking.

I mean, it could not sound LESS like "I love you". And yet it conveys the sentiment so well!

I just peed myself laughing at the noises your dog makes. I am DYING.