If you’re looking for a way to substitute egg white for those with allergies or other dietary restrictions (vegans, etc.) you can use the juice drained from a can of garbanzo beans/chickpeas! I’ve done this many times to great success. It works best with unsalted beans, or you can just make your own bean juice with…

looking at the comments, man you guys bitch a lot.

It’s a sad but true fact that when Scott Walker massively reduced funding to the University of Wisconsin system, one of the first things to be cut from the budget was the Female orgasm.

Egg whites are probably the most accessible form of emulsification around, so don’t be scared. Egg whites add texture and create balance across flavors by creating this unifying texture. Also, you can add small amounts of powdered spices or typically non water soluble spices to a cocktail with egg white because they…

Am I the only one who thinks its actually kind of ugly?

I never thought I would say this tbh, but that is a major disservice to Justin Bieber. I mean, I am as grossed out by Justin Bieber’s existence as the next person, but at least he isn’t, you know, fucking evil.

This guy is a poster child of what is wrong with capitalism. Rooting against his team from now on. /blogpost

All I read, ok skimmed was “Look at me I am mom who works in the porn business and I feel really bad about it. Oh and I drank my own plecenta vodka (WTF) and took mushrooms because my husband looks at porn and it made me feel like shit.” She sounds like she regrets ever having a daughter because she is girl and girls…

Prefix meaning “same”. Usually used to indicate “cisgender” - the opposite of transgender.

she totally does.

Yeah, I’m 5’2, 133-lbish, size 4, and I think I have a GREAT body. Are there women with conventionally better bodies? Sure. But I bike to and from work, and go to the gym regularly, and I think mine’s pretty slammin’.

Look you’re the token anti-hipster hipster on Jalopnik, it’s okay. You’re the anti-hating hater. I like the exhaust note of the F type but it does sound broken. Those aren’t real sounds that this exhaust is making.

Are you so dead-set on disliking the 991 engine update that you’re going to try and argue that the F-Type sounds broken?

All those shrooms, man :/

Yeah, I picture scissoring

Right and left is still right and left. Port and starboard is in reference to the ship itself.

you don't have to eat it, dummy!

Spitting, slapping and dry anal are my personal faves!

Yup.

Doomed!